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Monday, July 3, 2017

Singaporean Man Sliced His Genitals After Making Love With An Oyster

Singaporean Man Sliced His Genitals After Making Love With An Oyster

There is a recent circulating story from Singapore that has been gaining uproar in the Internet. Recently, a Singaporean man was rushed in Changi hospital after an oyster snapped his genitals when he tried to make love with it. The man said he is very heartbroken and lonely at that time and decided to make love with an oyster that he bought in a supermarket.

Singaporean Man Sliced His Genitals After Making Love With An Oyster

The tragic but hilarious fate of the man is told by a Singaporean tabloid site. At first, most people thought that the story is just a hoax or satire but the neighbors who rushed the man to the hospital were the most reliable witnesses of the said incident. His neighbors heard a loud agonizing cry in the middle of the night. Some brave men tried to break in the man's apartment and  thought they are about to witness a crime. But what they saw defied their expectations.

They found their new neighbor lying in his kitchen, half naked with a large oyster snapping his bloodied and nearly mutilated manhood. The nearly half unconscious man(due to blood loss) told his story to one of the nurse in the ambulance. He said that he bought the oyster in a supermarket, and his intention is not to cook it, but to make love with it. The man told in gibberish that he is heartbroken for more than 3 weeks after his girlfriend broke up with him and left him alone in the apartment.

Devoured by desperation, and missing the sensation her ex girlfriend's snatch, he decided to stick his genitals on it. He said that he lasted for more than 3 minutes inside and told it felt really good, actually far better than the sensation that he got from his ex girlfriend. But his ascend into heaven, turned into a trip descending to hell when the oyster snapped his genitals and gave him agonizing pain. He received more than 23 small stitches to save his genitals from complete amputation.

Singaporean Man Sliced His Genitals After Making Love With An Oyster

The identity of the man was hidden by the Changi hospital. Singaporeans know how to save face. The man may have paid the hospital a huge sum of money just to conceal his identity and some journalists so that his story won't be sensationalized by the mainstream media.

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